Posts Tagged 'anger'

The World has truly gone mad.

I am sat here trying to encapsulate, in a blog post, how f**ked up the last week has been.  I haven’t resorted to drink, and I haven’t developed a drug habit either.  But I am still in one or two pieces, so I am seeing that as a minor victory.
I think the catalyst has been the car.  First the indicators die, go to garage and they fix it.  Drive car away, indicators die again. Take back to garage, they spend 4 hours and charge me £150 quid for the privelege.  Then the back tail lights, back wiper and intrument lights don’t work, which I found about last night.  The whole thing is an amazingly constructed ‘bad joke’, because I am sure there is some smug fucker pointing at me and laughing.
Add to it an enlightening and inevitable discussion with Laura about the dire state of our marriage, and then a sheer wall of anger from her after I didn’t clean something or other which didn’t help either.

So tonight I am camped out in Bradninch whilst Laura does something with her friends.  I texted Polly to see if she wanted to go for a drink, but she wasn’t in a fit state after getting very drunk last night and losing all sense of direction and waking up hugging a hobo. Ah haa, I am joking.

I am not sure what the future will bring, but I feel in my bones that there are great changes afoot.

Anyway.  I bought a cheap tent last night and a sleeping bag, so I am going to trek across the UK and live as a wandering bard with my Ukulele and my craft of the Engerlish language.

Quake Wars and Distressing Chilli

After getting an itch the other day, I took some old games down to Entertainment Exchange and decided I wanted to rebuy Civilization 4.  So I did.  Got back home and found it didn’t work.  So I took it back and got Quake Wars.  It was a big mistake as I have been hooked to it all weekend.  It is truly amazing, with a revolutionary new game engine and some really well thought out and highly developed features, this is a stunning FPS.  The online option lets you take part in online team battles, specialising in a number of roles from Medic to Covert Ops.  A definite must get for anyone that likes Counter Strike or Unreal.

So the Oscars are on and I get that tinge of remorse as people go crazy.  How did Bukowski put it in his poem Dinosauria, we, “Into a place where the masses elevate fools into rich heroes” Am I a sceptic?  I’d be an optimist to say yes.
I’ve not been happy today, a sense of loss, a sensation of incompleteness.  Aggrevated at everything that happens, I think the making of a distressing chilli was the thing that pushed me over the edge.  I overcooked the rice and made a hideous mess which stressed me out immensely, hence ‘distressing chilli’.
Tomorrow might be better but I doubt it.

Christian Bale and My top 10 public losses of temper!

Christian Bale, calm mild mannered star of such amazing films such as ‘Batman: The Dark Knight’ and ‘American Psycho’ has lost it.

YouTube here

And who can blame him?  Well, I guess he could look here.

Oh well.

Actors are pretty melodramatic individuals, it doesn’t take much for them to go off on one.  But there are so many ‘temper’ moments on YouTube that I can’t help putting a few links up here.

I have to say that in my top ten of temper tantrums would look something like this.

10. Phil Hellmuth loses it on Full Tilt Poker.

Phil Hellmuth is one of the best professional hold ‘em poker players around.  He’s won more bracelets then pretty much anybody, has written oodles of books and has a degree of notoriety around poker tables throughout the world.  Unforgivably dubbed the ‘poker brat’ it’s clear that he’s not lost any of that fire!

9. William F Buckley v. Gore Vidal

This was a classic clash of political theology at the 1968 democratic convention in Chicago.  It all sparked off after Vidal calls Buckley a ‘crypto-nazi’ and so starts years of animosity between these respected political commentators.  Although I could happily go in to the whole subject, that’d be a digression like never before.  Instead all I will say is that the two were not exactly harmonious for decades after this altercation.  Although no fists fly, this clip sums up the divisive and emotive nature that took hold of the population at the time of the Vietnam War.

8. Tyra banks loses it on Americas Top Model

I didn’t really understand why Tyra Banks went off on one, she reminds me a very angry yorkshire terrier, what with the hair and the jaws.
I would love to see Lisa thingy do this on the UK version.  Although it is really comedy, she does have a point.
Plus she does the wobbly side to side head thing which cracks me up.

7. Nikki Grahame, do I say anymore?

Not being the worlds biggest BB fan, I can just about recall this amazing entity as being possibly the stroppiest person I have ever watched.  I start to wonder if it was all an act?  Was it a complex device of psychological mind alteration, designed to make the public apathetic to screaming children, result being that we would be more subservient and deferrant in our ways when we grew up, so resulting in ideal conditions for aliens to take over the world?  Or was she just a spoilt shreaking weirdo? You decide.

6. Big Brother 2004 fight

I remember this, it was just, well… comedy.  There have been some better fights since but this was the first really serious one where they had to call the police and have investigations and stuff.  Oh it was amazing, this wasn’t as bad as a later fight where Emma and another one burst out of a cake.  It was brilliant, pure comedy.
I’m not sure what to say about this as it is simply undescribable, there is no reason behind it, just the pure carnal animal growling.  Irrational comedy gold.

5. Charles (Chuck, Hank) Bukowski loses his temper at his fiancee

These films were part of a cult documentary by Barbet Schroeder, a French film maker, who collated a series of short interviews with the Los Angeles based writer in 1989.
Before you judge Bukowski, bear in mind that he was an amazing writer who wrote prolific amounts of material.  His poetry was crude but sentimental, his writings about  Los Angeles and the people around him inspired artists and writers all over the world.  Also read this and visit this site.  I defend him as a writer, but not his actions here. You can’t justify what he does here.
I have included the two whole tapes, but there are shorter versions available.

4. Bill O’Reilly goes ever so psycho over Sting.

This is a classic as the legendary Fox anchorman just loses it in spectacular fashion over a malfunctioning autocue.   The man is a bit of a right wing nut, so bear that in mind.

3. John Sweeney loses it on BBC Panorama: Scientology and me.

How do you crack a highly respected BBC journalist?  You harass him and stalk the crew whilst they are trying to make a documentary.  But let this be a lesson to anyone that tries to make a documentary about scientology, you will have a tough time.
Credit for the crew for trying to do this, but as the power of scientology has demonstrated, they have the resources to make life very difficult for anyone that tries to ‘expose’ them.  And here is the result.  John Sweeney famously lost it after the press officer or someone similiar picks an argument.  I am not going to comment because both sides are saying different things, and I wasn’t there.  Just goes to show how dangerous the camera is.

2. Daffy Duck loses it on set

This is an amazing spoof.  But it only goes to show that actors can be incredibly melodramatic, tempremental and incredibly passionate about their craft so God help anyone that fucks it up.

1. Don’t throw paperclips at your co workers!

My all time favourite public meltdown has to be this one.  Don’t know where it’s from, who they are and a scant idea about what was happening, but it’s a good idea not to throw anything..at anyone!

There are others out there too such as this

Jerry Seinfeld was cancelled…or was he?

Rosie O’Donnell in a cat fight…? Never.

The Saga Continues III

Oh dear blog, where can I possibly start.

I have a nice phone call today from the Housing Association to say that overnight the water tank has leaked.  Not only has it leaked but it has flooded and soaked through the ceiling.  I am generally quite tolerant, but I have had it with the total ridiculous farce that this entire thing seems to be.

Moving house is a total wretched farce that seems to be dogged at every turn by someone fucking up or something going monumentally wrong.  We move on the 30th November, but to what? We are going to be homeless if they don’t do something.

I guess it is only to be expected, a long list in fuck ups from one person or another, why break a trend?

So anyway, they say that the ceiling might have to be replaced.  I have emailed them saying that we are NOT moving in to a house that will be plagued with damp, especially a newly refurbished maisonette.  If we are delayed again then I will demand that they give us, out of goodwill, a free month of rent or even better they pay our first mortgage payment or something.

I am still shaking with anger, wishing that we had never even considered moving in to that dump.


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