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Christian Bale and My top 10 public losses of temper!

Christian Bale, calm mild mannered star of such amazing films such as ‘Batman: The Dark Knight’ and ‘American Psycho’ has lost it.

YouTube here

And who can blame him?  Well, I guess he could look here.

Oh well.

Actors are pretty melodramatic individuals, it doesn’t take much for them to go off on one.  But there are so many ‘temper’ moments on YouTube that I can’t help putting a few links up here.

I have to say that in my top ten of temper tantrums would look something like this.

10. Phil Hellmuth loses it on Full Tilt Poker.

Phil Hellmuth is one of the best professional hold ‘em poker players around.  He’s won more bracelets then pretty much anybody, has written oodles of books and has a degree of notoriety around poker tables throughout the world.  Unforgivably dubbed the ‘poker brat’ it’s clear that he’s not lost any of that fire!

9. William F Buckley v. Gore Vidal

This was a classic clash of political theology at the 1968 democratic convention in Chicago.  It all sparked off after Vidal calls Buckley a ‘crypto-nazi’ and so starts years of animosity between these respected political commentators.  Although I could happily go in to the whole subject, that’d be a digression like never before.  Instead all I will say is that the two were not exactly harmonious for decades after this altercation.  Although no fists fly, this clip sums up the divisive and emotive nature that took hold of the population at the time of the Vietnam War.

8. Tyra banks loses it on Americas Top Model

I didn’t really understand why Tyra Banks went off on one, she reminds me a very angry yorkshire terrier, what with the hair and the jaws.
I would love to see Lisa thingy do this on the UK version.  Although it is really comedy, she does have a point.
Plus she does the wobbly side to side head thing which cracks me up.

7. Nikki Grahame, do I say anymore?

Not being the worlds biggest BB fan, I can just about recall this amazing entity as being possibly the stroppiest person I have ever watched.  I start to wonder if it was all an act?  Was it a complex device of psychological mind alteration, designed to make the public apathetic to screaming children, result being that we would be more subservient and deferrant in our ways when we grew up, so resulting in ideal conditions for aliens to take over the world?  Or was she just a spoilt shreaking weirdo? You decide.

6. Big Brother 2004 fight

I remember this, it was just, well… comedy.  There have been some better fights since but this was the first really serious one where they had to call the police and have investigations and stuff.  Oh it was amazing, this wasn’t as bad as a later fight where Emma and another one burst out of a cake.  It was brilliant, pure comedy.
I’m not sure what to say about this as it is simply undescribable, there is no reason behind it, just the pure carnal animal growling.  Irrational comedy gold.

5. Charles (Chuck, Hank) Bukowski loses his temper at his fiancee

These films were part of a cult documentary by Barbet Schroeder, a French film maker, who collated a series of short interviews with the Los Angeles based writer in 1989.
Before you judge Bukowski, bear in mind that he was an amazing writer who wrote prolific amounts of material.  His poetry was crude but sentimental, his writings about  Los Angeles and the people around him inspired artists and writers all over the world.  Also read this and visit this site.  I defend him as a writer, but not his actions here. You can’t justify what he does here.
I have included the two whole tapes, but there are shorter versions available.

4. Bill O’Reilly goes ever so psycho over Sting.

This is a classic as the legendary Fox anchorman just loses it in spectacular fashion over a malfunctioning autocue.   The man is a bit of a right wing nut, so bear that in mind.

3. John Sweeney loses it on BBC Panorama: Scientology and me.

How do you crack a highly respected BBC journalist?  You harass him and stalk the crew whilst they are trying to make a documentary.  But let this be a lesson to anyone that tries to make a documentary about scientology, you will have a tough time.
Credit for the crew for trying to do this, but as the power of scientology has demonstrated, they have the resources to make life very difficult for anyone that tries to ‘expose’ them.  And here is the result.  John Sweeney famously lost it after the press officer or someone similiar picks an argument.  I am not going to comment because both sides are saying different things, and I wasn’t there.  Just goes to show how dangerous the camera is.

2. Daffy Duck loses it on set

This is an amazing spoof.  But it only goes to show that actors can be incredibly melodramatic, tempremental and incredibly passionate about their craft so God help anyone that fucks it up.

1. Don’t throw paperclips at your co workers!

My all time favourite public meltdown has to be this one.  Don’t know where it’s from, who they are and a scant idea about what was happening, but it’s a good idea not to throw anything..at anyone!

There are others out there too such as this

Jerry Seinfeld was cancelled…or was he?

Rosie O’Donnell in a cat fight…? Never.

I have been classified!

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What it says about you:
You’re connected to your past and value the things that have happened to you. You’ve had some conflicted times in your life, but they’ve brought you to where you are today and you don’t ignore it.

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European Music Awards 2008, British acts fail to win big…

It’s that time of year again when MTV drags its sorry behind over here and infests some grand and noble European city and puts on a visually impressive show that is meant to wow audiences and entertain.  It does, but it just makes the rest of us shake our heads even harder at the excessive waste of electricity and human labour that seem to go in to these bizarre award shows.

So I watched some of it last night, there was no Poker on and I was tired of trying to teach myself how to DJ, and the first thing that gets awarded is ‘Best Headliner’.  The grand masters of metal, Metallica were nominated, so were those punkly munchkins Linkin Park, and so was Tokio Hotel.

Who the fleg is Tokio Hotel, why are they in existence?  I have never heard of them.  The lead singer looks like hair with a body.  Seriously, he is hair with this token fleshy bit with legs stuck on the end as an afterthought.  I sat in despair as Metallica came in behind punkly pukemeisters Linkin Park and these Tokio people.  I wept tears of despair.

I have to say, however, that I was glad that Britney Spears won something.  I am not a fan, by far, but after the ordeal she has gone through, it’s nice to see her getting things back together.

The notable lack of British bands winning awards make me quiver with worry about the further depression of the British music scene.  Although we are popular overseas and at home, this is never reflected in awards won.  I know it’s not exactly a Eurovision scale scandal, but the range of excellent music Britain produces was not reflected last night.  OK, Sir Paul and Rick Astley were recognised as they should be, but please? Coldplay were nominated for three categories and got..nada.  I know they are poptastic and slightly manufactured, but they are still a good group with talent and deserve some sort of recognition apart from nominations.

However, moaning aside, good came out of the EMA in the reoccurance of Barack Obama’s name,  Nothing but praise and positivity for BO as people dropped the name in (just to show they were truly hip and ‘down with it’?).  This is good as it shows a renewed interest in politics and the youth coming out of the woodwork voice what they have to say, to the people that matter.  In this election, there has never been so many new voters.  If BO is fashionable, then it’s better then Dubya and the reaction that he has been provoking.

Thank you Bien for pointing out to me that Tokio is an alternative, if not more correct spelling of Tokyo.  I am now more wiser then I was this morning, however, they are still rubbish and still should not have won the Headliner award last night, and the lead singer looks like a giant hair monster and and…yes I think that’s about it.

10 Ways to increase your energy levels (found on dumblittleman.com)

http://www.dumblittleman.com/2007/11/10-effective-ways-to-increase-your.html 

This isn’t just a list of holistic therapies, but a lot of common sense more then anything!


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