Relauches and Minute Poems

A very quick post to plug my book.  Minute Poems is nearly finished and is going to be a hand crafted masterpiece (self publishing the ol’ fashioned way).  It’s cheaper and greener, so we’re making them.  If you want to buy one or get more information, email me. Tori has designed the book and is [...]

Bonfire of the Valentines

Happy valentines everyone!  You know what? that is all I really wanted to say.  Most of the time, valentines is just a lame excuse to buy red things with hearts on.  But there could be worse holiday.  Torture Day, Stabbing Day? So I guess it’s not all that bad. For the first time ever, I [...]

Saturday. The rudest day of the week?

I have decided that Saturday is the rudest day of the week.  This is because it has the word ‘turd’ in the middle of it, which is rude.  Ergo, it is the rudest day of the week. This Turday I woke up in a mental fit of cold sweats about money and then spent the [...]

Lots of Lovely Links. Well not lots but three.

So, whilst bed ridden (exaggeration really) but incapable of doing anything of any use to anyone, I have been on the internet.  Actually I have been watching films too, but I woke up this morning and felt so hideous I couldn’t move.  It was almost as bad as being sat on by a five ton [...]

Update.

Some of you know, and then some of you don’t know, that I had to go in to hospital on Monday to have a bizarre itching lump removed. I’ve had it removed, not that it was much of a lump to be fair, and now I am dealing with the consequences. First consequence is mostly [...]

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