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01:25:15 pm on September 14, 2007 | # | 0

Hi There,

My name is Mortesent McMillian-Groy and I am totally and uttery fictitious. I don’t exist. In fact I don’t know why I am starting this entry this way but I am.

End of the week, and nearer to the 27th September. I am going to buy the train tickets today or Monday, hoping that it won’t be too pricey.

My breathing is short today, not a good sign.

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  When I said, You can live with us, My agenda was set. You were my AOB, and although I was still recounting the minutes of my last Life. I was thinking About my next move. Was it Low? Is it obvious? That I wanted that thing Below? Is it that plain? the fact that we talked In circles as you limbo’d Around my subtle eyes, clearly staring at your Breasts. […]
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- Confessions of a Compulsive Pen Hoarder 02/07/2009
  I have admitted it, The title alone it stands out, reads my conviction here in this court of Poetic confessionals. I have a top pocket in my shirt and everytime I see a pen that has no clear owner, it is gone. There is no cure for this, pencils too Are at my mercy. But I see myself not as a captor, but as [...]
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- Wound 02/07/2009
  Ice stare followed by Rage like a suns flare. But still sunny like a smile Your smile slightly squed by Rage. I like it when you pretend Not to be at your wits end, I don’t like winding you up Too much, or the spring ruins. Spewing my words like a Wretched stain on my tongue. They come out in an order that is all wrong. But [...]
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- The Lodge 11/06/2009
  Like a pill in a lonely dark box, The Lodge sits. A hodge podge, Black and white box, made from local rocks and stuffing, cobbed And Victorian. Faux tudor, eludes Public gaze as it hides from the admiration of unwanted stares. Cut in to the cover, Shaded from the open fields, friends In trees and leaves, protected. It is islanded, lit by a saving light Bri […]
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- Juniper Leaves 11/06/2009
  Walls are like a canvas, and somewhere On the walls on Queen Street, is painted Juniper Leaves. Never wrote it, never thought about it Until my muse and I walked past and he Said, look at that. “Juniper Leaves, where does Juniper go?” He said. I said “he went to somewhere, where He makes sense”.
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- Horseshoe 09/06/2009
  Pale odours, tackle swings on the Door as the ostler lurches and lulls The stallions knee, as he rests it on his. A union of beast and man, mutual benefit. Horse is calm, as the ostler keys off The old shoe, the tack slides Out with the worn, thinned shell Shining with wear, it falls to the floor It’s melodic downfall resonates forever. [...]
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- Brother 08/06/2009
  To you, brother, frere. You never called me names, We grew up divided by sentient Being versus fiction. I always won. We played football with a ball that Never existed and ran around a field That exists, but not for you. We dated girls that dated Other men, but because of you We dated them, all of them. You had a son, by a girl that had [...]
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- Darkne 07/06/2009
  Leaves, twigs, coated like a shag pile. The dark canopy, chlostraphobic. Shoots and shadows emaciated under The roots. Black soil, black paws stride across Trailing behind a wet nose, trainers compress And mulch the organic floor, cracking Carpeted twigs as the lead chinks. Shadows and sunlight duel for floorspace, And in this light show of afternoon A figur […]
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  I am gently humourous like a clown, With an ingrowing toenail. I am mildly amusing like small children, Kicking a midget in the shin. I am pleasantly funny like a pint of milk, on top of a door. I am comfortingly interesting like the noise That sheep make when they’re happy, I am happily entertaining like a poem With a clever punchline. I am jovially [ […]
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  A perpetual toss Of a whale willy, Pointless and hard To understand. Like cholera, The world would be Better without. I hope he gets Gout. Intellectual lout. He’s getting in the Way of good telly, Like a belly to sex Appeal, we reel In collective Teeth clenshing as He makes a tit of ourselves.
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